FuckYeahWomensRugby

For all the shenanigans that occur

When someone won’t sing with us at a social

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Trying to stay warm before going into the match

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I Used to Work in Chicago

Everyone: I used to work in Chicago at an old department store.  I used to work in Chicago; I don’t work there anymore.

Individual: A man came into the store one day looking for some paper!

Everyone: Some paper from the store?!

Individual: Some paper he wanted, reamed he got!

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Intermission song

(Usually sung at the beginning of the singing portion of a social, and again once a song finishes or when no one has another verse to add.)

(Raise your cup)

Everyone: SOCIAL!  Around the head!  Who said head?  I’ll take some of that shit, motherfucker!  We don’t want men with great tastes, we want men that taste great!  Da-da da-da da da! DICKS!

(Obviously this is rugby and not everyone will want to sing the same lyrics here.  e.g., some ruggers sing “women” instead of “men.”  And the last word is also up to you - dicks, tits, rugby, social - whatever you want!)

Days of the Week

Leader: Monday’s a working day!

Everyone: Monday’s a working day!

Chorus: Leader: How’s your father?

Everyone: Alright.

Leader: And your mother?

Everyone: Too tight.

Leader: And what about that brother/sister/teammate/coach/professor,etc.?

Everyone: Just right!

Leader: When’s the last time?

Everyone: Last night!

Leader: And when’s the next time?

Everyone: Tonight!

Leader: Is everybody happy?

Everybody: You bet your ass we are!  (put your finger on top of somebody’s head, and it means they have to twirl like a ballerina)

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Jesus Can’t Play Rugby

Player: Jesus can’t play rugby ‘cuz he has holes in his hands.

Everyone: Jesus can’t play rugby ‘cuz he has holes in his hands.  Jesus can’t play rugby ‘cuz he has holes in his hands.  Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves.

(chorus): Free beer for all the ruggers! (Shit, piss, fuck!)
Free beer for all the ruggers! (Shit, piss, fuck!)
Free beer for all the ruggers! (Shit, piss, fuck!)
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves.

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Rugby Men Song

(to the tune of “This Old Man (Knick-knack, paddy-whack”)

Rugby men, they play 1, they all take it up the bum 

chorus: With a scrum down line out convert into a ruck, rugby men are no good to fuck

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Shit Damn

(Usually separated into forwards and backs, then each side goes back and forth starting in a whisper and trying to see who can shout louder in the end.)

Shit damn, fuck a damn, fuck a damn, damn
Some motherfucker just fucked my man
I’ll fuck another fucker better than the other fucker
Shit damn, fuck a damn, fuck a damn, damn

Yogi Bear

Player: I know a bear that we all know

Everyone: Yogi, Yogi, I know a bear that we all know, Yogi Yogi Bear.  Yogi Yogi Bear, Yogi Yogi Bear.  I know a bear that we all know, Yogi Yogi Bear.

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The Ball of Kirriemuir

(A mainstay of Scottish rugby teams; verses can be mixed.)

CHORUS:
Singing: Balls to your partner,
Ass against the wall,
If you’ve never been laid on Saturday night,
You’ve never been laid at all.

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