At the social:
**submitted by tohickvilleandbeyond**
(This is a battling song. You split up into two groups based on how you’re feeling that day [or if you are terrible at making decisions like I am, you just sing both parts]. There’s a “dicks” group and a “dykes” group and you both sing your own parts for the chorus and try to be louder than the other group.)
Dick, da-dick, da-dick, dick, da-dick, da-dick, dick, da-dick, dick, WHOO!
Dyke, da-dyke, da-dyke, dyke, da-dyke, da-dyke, dyke, da-dyke, dyke, WHOO!
Verse 1 - Dicks group
Gimme gimme that number one, ‘cuz sucking dick is so much fun!
It’s long and firm and full of sperm
Verse 2 - Dykes group
Gimme gimme that number two, ‘cuz eatin’ pussy is good for you!
It’s soft and loose and full of juice